Enjoying the consequences of my actions. Posted on3 days ago3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Living my best "oops, I did it again" life π€¦ββοΈπ Related Funny Quotes π€ βI have a date with destiny.β Yeah well, Iβm in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions. βMale loneliness epidemicβ and itβs just karma and the consequences of their actions. The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed. I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up. Friends with consequences.