Enjoying the consequences of my actions. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Living my best "oops, I did it again" life 🤦♂️🎉 Related Funny Posts 🤝 “I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions. “Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions. The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed. I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up. Friends with consequences.