I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Texting in the comfort of the bare essentials—keeping it cheekily confidential! 😂📱🤫 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck. Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked. The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics. Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked. Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?
