Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Every puff… I mean, scroll feels like a new addiction! ππ±π¨" Related Funny Posts π€ The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning. I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke. A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now. A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette. Phone is a cigarette for eyes.
