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I love the smell of freshly brewed delusions in the morning.

I love the smell of freshly brewed delusions in the morning.

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Nothing beats starting the day with a steaming mug of optimism roast ☕🤪✨

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged coffee, delusion, humor, i, love, morning, sarcasm, smell on Oct 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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