People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

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Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

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I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

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If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

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“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

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Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

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If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

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I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

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Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

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Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.