I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Sorry, my life is too chaotic to follow instructions. Even my planner doesn't listen to me 😂🤷♂️ #RebelWithoutACause" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders. You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything. Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.” If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions. My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.