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People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

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Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

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I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

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Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

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Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

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The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

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People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

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The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

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They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

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You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.