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The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

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Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

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My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

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I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

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Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

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Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

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I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

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Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.