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I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

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"Who knew money had such problem-solving skills?! 💸 Solving 69 problems like a boss, and leaving you with a cool 30 to deal with… Guess money can't buy you a solution to everything! 😉 #99ProblemsButCashAintOne"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged humor, i, life, money, priorities, problems, solution, solve, wealth on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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