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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember…

“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember…

Commentary:
"Well, it seems like someone accidentally ordered the disappointment special without realizing it! Maybe next time they should stick to the menu items labeled 'Happiness' and 'Success' instead."

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged disappointment, eat, food, humor, self-deprecation on Feb 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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