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I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

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All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

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Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

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“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

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Don’t study, get slutty!

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Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

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If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

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You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

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My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

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It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.