“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember… Commentary:"Well, it seems like someone accidentally ordered the disappointment special without realizing it! Maybe next time they should stick to the menu items labeled 'Happiness' and 'Success' instead." Related Funny Posts 🤝 The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat. I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.” You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.) Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too. Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.