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  • No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.
  • My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
  • If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.
  • When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.
  • I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.
  • I love my bed so much, what a place.