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They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

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Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

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Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

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What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

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Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

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They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

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Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

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