I’m ugly but I can make u laugh. Commentary:"Who needs looks when you've got killer comedic timing! πββοΈπ Embracing that funny bone with style!" Related Funny Quotes π€ Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier. The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal. The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing. Stop asking me if Iβm tired. Canβt I just be ugly?