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Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

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Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

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Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

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Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

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I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

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I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

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I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

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No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.