You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

Commentary:
“Ah, the sweet embrace of sleep – it’s like a warm hug from your comfy bed telling you, ‘Don’t go, stay a little longer.’ 💤 Who needs mornings when you can have more dreams, am I right? 😜 #TeamSleep”

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