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  • “Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.
  • Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.
  • My rapper name would be 2 stressd.
  • I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.
  • Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.
  • I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.