Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

Sleeping is nice, because you're not actually dead and you're not awake, so its a win-win situation.

Commentary:
“Ah, the beauty of sleeping – the closest you can get to being dead without the commitment! 💤😂 It’s like hitting the pause button on life, but without the consequences. Win-win indeed! 😴👍”

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