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The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

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"Ah, the rare silver lining of dealing with egotists – their self-centeredness serves as a shield against all the gossip and drama! 😂🙌 It's like having a VIP pass to a one-person show, starring themselves. 🌟 #EgoOnPoint"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged egotist, humor, nice, nice thing, people, personality, self-centered, talk, thing, wit on Oct 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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