The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

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I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

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Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

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They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

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Listen to the birds, not the news.

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I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

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I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

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If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.