I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear. Posted onMar 18, 2025 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the joy of selective hearing in old age – the ultimate superpower! ππͺ Can't wait to conveniently 'miss' all those requests and responsibilities ππ΅ #SeniorCitizenPerks" Related Funny Quotes π€ I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it. If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. The words I canβt wait to hear someday, βIβm sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.β If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.