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When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

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"Ah, the elusive and mysterious office ninja strategy! ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Remember, in the wild world of work, blending in is key. Just like a chameleon camouflages, a top-notch worker disappears… until the coffee break comes around, of course! โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged good, hard, hard to find, hide, humor, i, joke, office, work, worker, workplace on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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