If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

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If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

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No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

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Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

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Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

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Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

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When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.