My parents think they know me.

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I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

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The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

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We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

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8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

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When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

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Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

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I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.