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No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

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"Ah, the struggle of having a mind that operates at the speed of light while others seem stuck in slow motion. It's like trying to process a whole buffet of nonsense in one bite – a true test of mental digestion!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged humor, just, listening, me, process, stupidity, time, wit on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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