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Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of choosing between a charming prince and a majestic horse! 🐴🤴 Who knew equine companions could be such fierce competition in the quest for true love? Perhaps it's time for a royal horse wedding! 🐎💍👑"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged choice, horse, humor, love, marry, meet, prince, relationship on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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