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I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

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I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

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Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

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Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

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Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

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My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

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I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

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I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

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Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

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The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.