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People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

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"Breaking news: Celebrities defy expectations by not following your daily death predictions! Stay tuned for more shocking revelations 🤯📺 #ExpectTheUnexpected"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, analysis, celebrity, claim, data, day, death, die, expectation, humor, irony, love, people, unexpected on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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