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  • I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.
  • I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.
  • I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.
  • Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.
  • God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”
  • My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.