I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants! Commentary:"Step aside, commoners! π° I am now $6 richer thanks to my elite scratch-off skills! π€ Bow down to the scratch-off royalty! ππ" Related Funny Quotes π€ Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think. I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night. If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever. If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever. Doggy style is out cat style is in. Itβs where I let you touch me until Iβm satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.
