Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

Commentary:
"Sorry sweetie, mom's busy being an influencer on the world wide web 💻🌟 Who knew parenting could be so 'trending'? #MomLife #SocialMediaQueen"

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.
  • Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.
  • If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.
  • Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.
  • I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.
  • Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.