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Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

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One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

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Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

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Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

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I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

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In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

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That looks like a problem for someone else.

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Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

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Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.