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The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

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Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

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I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

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Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

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Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

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If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

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Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

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Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

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There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

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Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.