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Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

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"Ah, a modern-day nature lover embracing the joys of indoor gardening! An admirable dedication to cultivation, with a strong focus on growing a healthy bond with your favorite TV shows. Remember to water yourself with some snacks and bask in the sunlight of entertainment. Keep blooming and thriving, dear plant enthusiast!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, day, gardening, home, home activity, humor, procrastination, relaxation, today, TV on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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