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Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

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“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

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An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

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I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

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Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.