I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

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I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

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I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

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Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

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“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

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Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

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I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

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I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.