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If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

Commentary:
"Looks like he's leveling up in real life too – in the art of rolling, that is. Who needs walking when you can roll your way to victory? Just make sure he doesn't start looking for hidden power-ups around the house!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged boyfriend, dating, faster, gamer, humor, relationship, roll, walking on Feb 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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