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Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

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Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

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I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

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My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

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I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

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I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

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I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.