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“Looks like your talents are playing a solid game of hide and seek! 🕵️♂️ Maybe they’re taking a well-deserved nap in the Bermuda Triangle? 🌴 Or perhaps they’re off on a secret mission to Mars? 🚀 Don’t worry, they’ll pop up when you least expect it, like a surprise guest at a party! 🎉”
My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.
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