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The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

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Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

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What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

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I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

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You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

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Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

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When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

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Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.