I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

Commentary:
Oh, so it’s been a “missing composure” case since ’92? 🕵️‍♂️ Sounds like it’s pulling off a great disappearing act! Maybe it’s hanging out with those missing socks somewhere… 🧦😄 Who needs composure anyways when you have charm and wit in abundance, right? 💁‍♂️ #ComposureMystery

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