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It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

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Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

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Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

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I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

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Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

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Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

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I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

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I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

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Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

Making waves on Reddit:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

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The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

Trending via Snapchat:

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

Seen just now on TikTok:

We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

Freshly posted on Discord:

That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

Spotted on Telegram:

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

Broadcasted on Slack:

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

Breaking via Twitch:

I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

Just landed via Threads:

I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

5 months ago

Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

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"Who needs words when you have those adorable puppy eyes and wagging tails? Dogs have mastered the art of communication without saying a word – it's no wonder they have us wrapped around their paws!"

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Feb 25, 2025

This made me spit out my coffee! 😂 Seems like we’ve cracked the code to why some people are more popular than others. Ever thought of starting a dog training school that teaches ‘the art of silence’? 🐶🤫🎓

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Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

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Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

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We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

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According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

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Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Messenger:

Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

Just shared via Discord:

Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

Seen just now on X:

By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

Just shared via Pinterest:

My brain is on airplane mode today.

Just landed via YouTube:

I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

Spotted on YouTube:

I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

Trending via Reddit:

Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

Going viral on TikTok:

Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

Just landed via Slack:

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

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