Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

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“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

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I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

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Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

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I woke up alive again.

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It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

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They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

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Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

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The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.