It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

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Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

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Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

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It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

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When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

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Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

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Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.