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As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

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“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

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I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled โ€œrun for your life!โ€ Iโ€™d be like โ€œyaโ€™ll go ahead, Iโ€™m meetinโ€™ Jesus today!โ€

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The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

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That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

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When someone tells me โ€œThey could care lessโ€, instead of the proper โ€œI couldnโ€™t care lessโ€, I always say โ€œAt least you care.โ€

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Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

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Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

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People call me a โ€œTrekkie,โ€ but Iโ€™m not. Iโ€™ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

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Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

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