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I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

Commentary:
"Sure, let me just schedule a quick 100-year therapy session and we can totally chill after that. 🕰️🧘‍♂️ #LifeGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, everything, friends, get over, hang, hang out, humor, i, just, life, me, need, over on Nov 3, 2025 by slickboy.

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