I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons. Commentary:"Seems like someone's ready to upgrade from ironic coincidences to full-blown cutlery battles! 🔪🥄 Watch out, we've got a spoon enthusiast on the loose! 😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife. I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights. It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like. Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it. When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”
