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Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leav…

Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leav…

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"Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes. ⏰😅 Because nothing says 'mom/dad time' quite like bending the rules of space-time for a smooth exit strategy! 🤣 #ParentingLife"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 30, honesty, humor, kids, leaving, me, minutes, parenting, procrastination, time on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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