The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence. Commentary:"Remember folks, the safest way to avoid sunburn is by staying indoors! 🌞🚫 Just say no to those harmful UV rays and embrace your inner vampire. 😂 #SunscreenStruggles" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off. The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.” I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back. I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”. Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.