My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch. Commentary:"Feeling like a non-stop drama series every therapy session, with plot twists and character development for days! 🍿💁♂️ #TherapyGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life. Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life. Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch! If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist. Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.