My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

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"Feeling like a non-stop drama series every therapy session, with plot twists and character development for days! πŸΏπŸ’β€β™‚οΈ #TherapyGoals"

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