Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
  • Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”
  • Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.
  • Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.
  • Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.
  • It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.