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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

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Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

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Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

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My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

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I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

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Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.