A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppA few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before. McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began. My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes. My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband. People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.